Kim Kardashian's Breasts to Get Own Reality Show - Salon

It was announced today that a new reality series starring Kim Kardashians breasts will be added to the E! network schedule later this year. The program, Hey! Look at the Large Breasts of Kim Kardashian, follows on the heels of the E! networks successful series Keeping Up with the Kardashians; Kim & Khloe Take New York; Khloe & Lamar; and the upcoming special this Sunday, Kims Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, as well as Kourtney & Kendall Get Mad at One Another, Kylie Wants Her Own Show, and Kris Sells It All Including Her Soul.

I am very excited to be getting my very own show on E!, said Ms. Kardashians breasts. While I appreciate the attention that Kim brought to me, Ive felt for the past couple of years that my part in her success hasnt been allowed to fully blossom. I love Kim dearly, but shes never hid the fact that she doesnt have any discernible talents, ability or skillset. So, honestly, what does that leave? Shes always understood that audiences watch her solely for my gifts, which is why they have always been so prominently featured, and stand out front and center. I know that that probably sounds egotistical and maybe sexist, but truthfully if Kim had breasts that werent me, but some other breasts like ping pong balls, do you think anyone would pay her the slightest attention? Thats why this is my time to shine.


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The series plans to follow the lively antics of Kim Kardashians breasts everywhere they go with the same inside look that has popularized all the Kardashian Family Events. Audiences will see the breasts when theyre being primped at modeling shoots, visiting sweaty nightclubs, during exciting and unexpected Kardashian Family Arguments, jet-setting around the world, jogging, jumping up and down, and much more, including intimate scenes at a level of privacy rarely shown by others far more concerned with modesty, decency and good sense. Hip, cutting-edge fashion, of course, will also play a big part of the series, as Kim Kardashians breasts will be seen in tight t-shirts, low-cut gowns, string bikinis and some surprises.

This is a show weve wanted to do for a long time, said Charles Benderson, head of programming for E! Its the logical extension of what all our Kardashian shows have been leading up to, and what the public has clearly told us it wants. Now, for the first time, audiences will get an insight into what its really like being Kim Kardashians breasts with a close-up view that people have never had before. For instance, how do they get perky when theyre not feeling perky but have to go out and face the public? Is there any jealousy from the other breasts in the Kardashian family? What fears do they have about popping out at the wrong time or do they even have those fears? How do they deal with insecurity when the camera isnt on them?

Ms. Kardashians breasts will continue to make guest appearances on all the other Kardashian Family shows. What would a Kardashian show be without Kim Kardashians breasts?! commented Benderson. The breasts will be heavily featured in this Sundays Fairytale Wedding Event special as a way to lead into the new series.

The E! network has committed to 22 one-hour episodes of Hey! Look at the Large Breasts of Kim Kardashian, to be part of an all-Kardashian block of weekend programming. If successful, it could lead to a spin-off all-Kardashian network that would include more Kardashian sisters dating basketball players; programs on the hitherto unknown Kardashian sisters Kiki, Katrina, Karol and Ksusan; news shows on the latest Kardashian rumors; exercise programming that emphasizes stretching; The Top Kard, a game show where each sister tries to one-up her siblings, and a focus on other body parts.


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I think that people will be both entertained and surprised by this show, seeing my many facets, how well-rounded I am, the breasts commented. There is much more to me than just being large breasts. So many people want to pigeon-hole you when youre breasts. But were going to show the serious side, the deep side, the meaningful side of being Kim Kardashians breasts. But dont worry! It will all done with the same Kardashian outrageousness everyone has come to expect. After all, when you do Kardashian programs with an egomaniacal celebrity like Bruce Jenner, and he comes across as the sane one of the family, that tells you a lot!

Hey! Look at the Large Breasts of Kim Kardashian premieres on the E! network this holiday season. Checking local listings for times.


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