Few people now see blondeness as necessarily superior to any other colourway, but the chemical acquisition of it is an example of how we use artifice to create "ideal" versions of woman. Notions of perfection may change with time, but what is indisputable is that in any historic period the dominant version of the ideal woman betrays the fears and preoccupations of the era. Take Coco Chanel. She was not just a great woman designer, but a great designer of women. Her education in a strict convent gave her a lifelong respect of uniforms. But she did not wish to escape them: she designed a new one as a liberating tool. The Chanel suit contained a pocket for the cigarettes smoked by the modern woman. The jacket's hem hid a chain that weighted it, creating an ideal profile for a woman-on-the-move. Chanel's version of woman was a brilliant design: form and function cleverly married. So while God did most certainly create woman, we finished the job. This is the subject of my

Here is hottie with a naughty body Natalie Anderson at the Inside Soap Awards on Monday. Too bad she didnt suffer a wardrobe malfunction. Wouldnt mind seeing those ta tas.

Here is Brooke Vincent missing part of her dress across her right shoulder at the Inside Soap Awards on Monday. Bitch.

Here is Pocahontas lookalike Jeanene Fox at the Roma Fiction Fest held in Rome, Italy on Tuesday.

Here is fake blond Pixie Lott outside the Lipsy Collection Launch Event in London on Wednesday night. I thought she was a natural fire crotch?

Here is Ms. Minaj impersonator Dania Ramirez attending the JustFabulous Launch Party in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Here is cute Christina Milian dippin low at the JustFabulous Launch Party at The Mondrian Hotel in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Here is baby faced MILF Miranda Kerr showing off her legs at the Dior office in Paris yesterday. She was also shopping at Chanel in Paris the day before. Wow, big spender!

Here is old Brit Elizabeth Hurley making an appearance for a Breast Cancer Awareness event in Selfridges, London yesterday.

NameHeidi KlumDate of BirthJune 01, 1973Birth PlaceBergisch Gladbach, Germany B efore gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue and sporting lingerie for Victoria's Secret, Heidi Klum was an undiscovered stunner from the small West German city of Bergisch Gladbach. While still in high school, Klum won a modeling competition that launched her career in Europe. In the '90s, she went on to conquer the American market beside Tyra Banks , and eventually expanded her portfolio as the host, judge and producer of Project Runway and launched her own fragrance, jewelry and clothing lines. In 2008, Klum was nominated for the first-ever best reality show host Emmy, and along with her fellow nominees hosted the ceremony . Klum, who was previously married to Ric Pipino and had a daughter with Italian entrepreneur Flavio Briatore, has since married singer Seal, with whom she's welcomed three more children.

I sure love Brazilians! Here is sexy Nicole Bahls, yes thats right, balls, in the August 2011 issue of Maxim Magazine, Brazil edition of course!

As you tuck into your lunch today, savour this image will you Rihanna having her bikini line waxed. Sorry to put you off your tuna baguette like that, its just that thats one of the many stories in our Mr Paparazzi Celeb Lunch today. According to reports the singer had to make an emergency call to a beautician in the early hours of the morning this week as she urgently needed a waxing before filming her new music video. God knows why, she filmed half of it in a field doubt anyone wouldve noticed a bit of extra bush knocking about. Anyway find out about that and more in todays Celeb Lunch.

Your Friends' Activity back next PRWeb 1 hr 1 min ago Politics slideshows Barbara Bush opens "Ganny's Garden" in Maine 6 photos - 11 hrs ago Ex-Ukraine PM Yulia Tymoshenko on trial 45 photos - 9 hrs ago USS Cole suspect faces Guantanamo trial 6 photos - Wed, Sep 28, 2011 With over 100 hours worth of body paint, with 15 different complete themes, with a production that took over 6 months from start to finish to complete, there is no doubt that Jennifer Nicole Lee s body paint calendar is indeed a master piece in its own right. JNL s entire 2012 calendar is dedicated to the art form of body painting, entitled My Body as a Canvas. Order at http://www.ShopJNL.com Miami, FL (PRWEB) September 30, 2011 Jennifer Nicole Lee's production company produced this major project from start to finish, with Jennifer acting as creative director, and of course canvas. The entire production took place at JNLs Fitness M odel Factory, the premier production house to book photo sho

A Brazilian government agency is fuming mad over supermodel GISELE BUNDCHEN s TV ads for Hope Lingerie, pronouncing them sexist and threatening to have them pulled off the air. And the fact that Gisele s half naked in all of them isnt helping matters any. The Womens Rights Secretariat is protesting to the countrys National Advertising Council and asking them to suspend the 16-second TV ads which they claim reinforces the stereotypes of women as sex objects, celebrity news learned. The ad is filmed in Portuguese, the national language of Brazil, but includes subtitles in English. There are currently three ads which feature Gisele , worlds richest supermodel , delivering unsavory news to an unseen spouse or partner off-camera while dressed in scanty lingerie. What Hope Lingerie aims to portray in the ads is that a: Brazilian womans sensuality is her best protection when delivering bad news. The Womens Rights Secretariat begs to differ, however. Take a look at the ads and tell us what y

Here is big wig Michelle Keegan at the Inside Soap Awards on Monday.